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Best Films of 2009 (so far and from what I’ve seen) August 21, 2009

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STFU: People Bitch About Gross Humor in a Sacha Baron Cohen R-Rated Comedy July 15, 2009

Filed under: STFU — andthismakesaheartbeat @ 1:22 am
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The following quotes were taken from reviews on moviefone.com. They haven’t been edited. If anyone happens to complain that their quotes are on here, then maybe you shouldn’t have sounded so stupid. So… without further ado, I give you: people overreacting and getting butthurt over a flopping penis on screen for 3o seconds.

WHY MOVIE THEATER ALLOW TEENS TO SEE THIS MOVIE? IT IS RATED “R”. CAN THEY BE SUIT FOR THAT? DISGUSTING AND GROSS. WE WALKED AWAY SICK AFTER A FEW MINUTES. -LemoineAna

Horrible .We walked out. Who wants to see such terrible sexuale acts. The theater was full of our young people. No wonder we have such problems  -Nonnie37

THIS MOVIE IS JUST WRONG AND XXXXX, I WONDER HOW THE AMERICAN FILM ASSOCIATION LET THIS MOVIE OUT IN THE MARKET,AND MAKING MONEY. THE PEOPLE WHO RATE THIS FILM 5 STAR MUST BE A BUNCH OF fag. negative -10.00 -qqz8482

we watch the movie “Bouno”this is one Movie should have never hit theater …..this belongs in a “XXX rateing theather instead ….we was not inpress an woulden recomand anyone to watch his movie!!!!!!!! This is an embarrassed too the gay committe…….one star -SpYnSnEaKyOs

People, it was a penis. A part of the human body. Don’t get so butthurt about it. Yeah it was gross and shocking but the entire movie centers around controversy and shock. It’s rated R for a reason. The disclaimer it has says Graphic Nudity for a reason. Did you know what you paid for? It’s the follow-up to Borat about a flamboyant, sexually driven homosexual male. There were pictures of uncensored oral sex acts at the end of The Hangover and no one got all up and arms about that.

Honestly what did you expect from this movie? If you really thought this was the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen, you have clearly not spent enough time on the internet. Don’t be such a uptight prude and take a joke please.

…Oh and Google really needs to start to fine people who use caps lock to elicit their “serious anger” with something.


 

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Most Anticipated Films of the Summer May 6, 2009

Filed under: Opinion — andthismakesaheartbeat @ 4:03 am
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With Wolverine premiering last friday, it’s safe to say that the summer season for movies has officially begun. And with everybody gathering their certain picks for what they can’t wait to see (Terminator Salvation, Transformers 2, Harry Potter etc.), I’ve made my own compilation.

NOTE: I currently finished a 50 page script for one of my classes so I’m sick to death of typing. Therefore, I’ll only explain each choice in pseudo-mathematical form. Why? Cause I’m too lazy to right full sentences now.

 

So without further ado.

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J.J. Abrams + Simon Pegg + Complete Reboot of a franchise + rumor of Cloverfield 2 trailer 

 

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Pixar + Not Cars + Gorgeous Animation + This talking dog…

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Sasha Baron Cohen + homosexual character from Ali G + mainstream America + controversy

 

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Judd Apatow + More Dramatic Storyline + Seth Rogan

 

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Viral Marketing + Peter Jackson + Documentary Style + Aliens + Social Commentary